Limericks

Paul Dowson · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:27 pm Post subject:

There once was an Aardvark from Calais
Who thought he was really from Cambrai
The mistake that he made,
Was to never get laid
No more Aardvarks from Calais or Cambrai.

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Paul Dowson · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:58 pm Post subject:

There was a young man from Tashkent

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Andy900 · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 7:31 pm Post subject:

There was a young man from Tashkent
who was troubled to pay his rent,

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Andy & Janet

Dave Ricketts · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:25 pm Post subject:

There was a young man from Tashkent
who was troubled to pay his rent,
So he burned down his flat

faulksie · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 8:28 pm Post subject:

There was a young man from Tashkent
who was troubled to pay his rent,
So he burned down his flat
Being a bit of a twat

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Dave Ricketts · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:05 pm Post subject:

There was a young man from Tashkent
who was troubled to pay his rent,
So he burned down his flat
Being a bit of a twat
Now he's sharing with Snork in a tent

There was a kwak rider called Andy...

sprocketflup · Joined: 28 Apr 2010 Posts: 64 My Bike:

There was a kwak rider called Andy...
In top gear felt decidedly randy

Dave Ricketts · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:21 pm Post subject:

There was a kwak rider called Andy...
In top gear felt decidedly randy
He fell off in a gale

Andy900 · Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:38 pm Post subject:

There was a kwak rider called Andy...
In top gear felt decidedly randy
He fell off in a gale
In a great storm of hail,

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Andy & Janet

Paul Dowson · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:15 am Post subject:

There was a kwak rider called Andy...
In top gear felt decidedly randy
He fell off in a gale
In a great storm of hail,
And said really I just prefer Candy

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Paul Dowson · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:18 am Post subject:

There once was a polecat called Smikey

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sprocketflup · Joined: 28 Apr 2010 Posts: 64 My Bike:

There once was a polecat called Smikey
Who had a run in with some pikeys

Andy900 · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 9:42 am Post subject:

There once was a polecat called Smikey
Who had a run in with some pikeys
they were dirty and rough,

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Andy & Janet

Paul Dowson · Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 10:44 am Post subject:

There once was a polecat called Smikey
Who had a run in with some pikeys
They were dirty and rough,
But he was real tough

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sprocketflup · Joined: 28 Apr 2010 Posts: 64 My Bike:

There once was a polecat called Smikey
Who had a run in with some pikeys
They were dirty and rough,
But he was real tough
Until they ran off with his bike keys